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Amanda, 20 year old living in the Houston, Texas area. Fab as fuck and lame as shit.

barackfuckingobama:

zeldea:

why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

do you mean degrees of FREEDOM

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dragonsroar:

hetero

yuri

yaoi

nonshippers

long ago the four nations lived together in harmony

then, everything changed when the yaoi nation attacked

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powergirl:

I knew he could do that, bart!!! once upon a time you did too because he always talked about it and it was super endearing!!! did you know that superboy has ttk everyone!!!! DID YOU KNOW TTK
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#pokemon 
private-revolution:

sociolab:

roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:

benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads: 
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

HELL TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN YES.

So fucking cute.

JC Penney, you can have all my moneos
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drbippy:

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

(Source: funeralfrost)

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bongdonurie:

don’t talk to strangers online because you will become best friends with them, and the distance will ruin your life

(Source: fabwan)

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#sob #sad but true 
mathaniel:

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.
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mdt:

This is why Matt Bors is picking up awards.
cognitivedissonance:

siddharthasmama:

dammitjean:

fyeahcap:

ha!

Boom.

accurate.

Accurate Matt Bors is accurate.
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